Ordering A Pizza


One day I called in to Sam’s Club to order some pizzas for work. The phone call went a little something like this:

Sam’s Club [SC]: ‘Thanks for calling the Sam’s Club Deli, how can I help you?”

Me: “Yes, I’d like to order three pizzas. One is a meat lover, one is cheese only, and the other one… do you have Canadian bacon?”

[SC]: “Well………. We have bacon, but I don’t know if it’s Canadian or not.”

Me: “……………. We’ll just take another cheese pizza.”